Yum?

 Do you know when a black sapote is ready to eat? 

When it starts oozing black liquid. 

Now, a normal person would say, "Hard pass," but not me! I like to try new things! Expand my palate! Be more open!

Also, I was assured it tastes just like chocolate pudding.

It does not. Unless the chocolate pudding was made with dirt. 

Ah, well, live and learn!